The Movie Theater

21 Sep 2016

The other day, I was at a movie theater concession stand, and I saw a sign that said if you order a large popcorn and a large drink, they'll charge…

The News

12 Sep 2016

On some days, a lot of stuff happens. On some days, not that much stuff happens. Either way, when you turn on the 5 o'clock news, they give you 30…

Google

10 Sep 201621 Sep 2016

Yesterday, I wanted to Google "blueberry muffin." Now, as we all know, Google has low standards when it comes to spelling. You just put your fingers on the keyboard like…

Voting

9 Sep 2016

I really enjoy voting. Sort of. Not really. I mean, you go down there to vote for president, and then they give you three hundred extra things to vote on.…